Hi Guys,
If you can hold a
conversation, present yourself well, treat others with respect and have an open
mind. Here are, in no particular order or preference, ten ways that may – almost guaranteed –
get you laid without really trying…
1) Pay for it.
Yes, it is the
oldest profession in the world, and there are prostitutes all around the world.
Find yourself a “massage parlor” and drop in for half an hour or so. Nothing to
be ashamed of, just take care of yourself and the person you are with. Yes,
there is trafficking to be aware of and concerned about – and if you get a
sense that this is going on, be sure to report it to the authorities – yet there are also
women who choose this way for whatever financial, economic, personal reason, etc.
Judge ye not.
2) Answer an advertisement.
Turn to the listed
page in most of the newspapers and you’ll probably come across an advertisement
asking for “adult models: rates paid for audition”. I’ve never responded to
these so I don’t know how legit they are, so I’m assuming you’ll be filmed
giving or receiving a variety of sexual activities. And paid for it too. Fine,
if you don’t mind such material accidentally ‘leaking’ onto the Internet.
3) Ebay yourself.
There was a guy
who Ebayed his virginity. Damn straight. Actually I think it was his mother
(!). He couldn’t get laid so he sold it to the highest bidder. I think it
worked too. If one guy can do it, so can you. And if you're not a virgin? Get creative!
4) Have a friend refer you to another.
This one is a
peach. Having wing-men is one thing, having wing-women is another. I know which
one I prefer! If your Wing-woman gives the hint to her friends that she
absolutely must sleep with you
(either because she already has and can testify to it from experience or
because she knows you are sound as a pound and will treat her with respect) do
not be surprised if you wake up next to somebody new. Of course, with this one,
you can’t just ask your Wing-woman to set you up. If she’s astute, she’ll use
that magic discretion only women know about to whisper sweet perfume into her friend's ear…
5) Exploit your status.
Okay, this one is
downright manipulative. It’s a shadow idea, which, unfortunately, is used by
some. We know that women like to have the men take control, so if you have
relationships, probably work-related, in which you are automatically
in a position of control e.g. you’re the boss, why not use that additional
influence to develop an encounter? I’m not advocating forcing yourself on
anyone with the threat of being fired hanging over them. That’s called rape. For
this to function well – and by that I mean mutually beneficial – both parties should enjoy the erotic thrill of messing with the boss or
playing with the secretary. Make it your job to keep things at a conscious
level. If not, prepare for disaster!
6) Give an erotic massage.
Yes, these feel
good. If you’ve got the skills – or the attentiveness to mimic the skills –
then giving a massage is a sure fire way to set the mood and,
probably, draw you into a lay. If this is an erotic e.g. genital, massage even
better because things can accelerate much quicker. Remember though, her yoni is
not the same as your cock, so take your
time and let her lead the
experience. If she can trust you to do that, chances are she’ll trust you to go
inside her too.
7) Use your PUA skills.
Look online, get
on YouTube, get out and practice! If
you are reading this blog, I am sure you are aware that there is a mountain of
information on how to be a Pick-Up Artist. That is, how to attract and seduce almost
any woman. Now there’s a thought! I myself started out this way and got pretty
good, pretty fast too. Get your mindset sorted, build your confidence to
approach and interact, find a mentor, and start to experiment with creating and playing with
sexual tension. It’s not all macho posturing as you might imagine. (By the way,
this is my next book project; let me know what you want me to include).
8) Go to a sex party.
Yes, these are out
there. They’re probably not
advertised as such, but grab a thesaurus and put some alternative words into
Facebook or MeetUp and you’ll find a group or two. If you’re a fetishist, or
it’s a big one, like Torture Garden, you can always find a friend to join you
in the “partner room”. Just keep breathing once you are in there! Also, a lot
of these places will have a “contact-etiquette”, so if you are not sure – ASK! It shows respect, and also allows
you to connect with others too. If not, you might end up causing offence and
being ostracized – and nobody wants to be the person to avoid at a party.
9) Join a swingers club.
This one is
similar to the sex party, only here you’re a bonafide member. That means you
are aware of the etiquette and the rules and the people you come across may be
similar on each occasion. Also, you may need to be in a committed couple to
qualify. I haven’t done the research on this one, so can’t give you much more
than that. Chances are though, once you’re in the club, you get to enjoy the
benefits!
10) Take a holiday/ Be the Exotic Other.
This is one of my
favorites, two actually, if only because I love travelling and visiting new
cultures (if you don’t speak another language, make it a priority! I can’t tell you the number of amazing
experiences I’ve had just because I have a bit of the lingo down…). First, when
people are on holiday, they tend to let their city-guards and their inhibitions
(and their knickers!) down much more. This means it is a great opportunity to
socialize and get involved in a lot of fun, without really trying. Secondly, if you travel to places where Westerners are not so common e.g.
Asia, Central and Latin America, you can expect to be treated like, what I
call, The Exotic Other: How strange it is that we have hairy bodies, big noses,
blonde hair; and we are so tall, and have such odd mannerisms, and I wonder what
your penis is like....
You get the idea.
Remember, these are just some ideas that I pulled out of a hat. Some of them I’ve tried, some of them I
haven’t. Whatever you decide, stay safe, do nothing illegal, treat others with
respect and have a good time!
Be your best,
D.L.
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| "Very good news for wankers everywhere..! - Dr. Deborah Anapol, author The Seven Natural Laws of Love |
Diamond Lotus is a sex-positive erotic explorer, educator, and author. As a Pelvic-Heart Integration facilitator, Diamond is passionate about promoting healthy models of intimate relating for young, straight men.
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